Yesterday afternoon one of our agents in Scotland saw the Evil Villain Sakmioff. Many years there have been speculations about what happened with him after the assault on Lorien, for which it was believed that Sakmioff sold some tech to Beloved Leader.
The Evil Villain coming out in the light is something we all knew will happen sooner or later, but we hoped it’d be later.
We are warning you, Sakmioff is a cold-blooded and cruel psychopath, whose purpose in life is to make everyone miserable.
If you see him… slowly and without standing out move away from him, and call the police right after that!